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me:  whats your opinion on tampons
little brother:  they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me:  then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother:  why
me:  for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother:  well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:  
little brother:  
me:  that is a fantastic point

singingrainorshine:

My dad recently told me, “There are many people who will put you down. Don’t be one of them.”

And that sticks with me every single day.


Guy on train:  I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me:  *turns up music*
Guy:  I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me:  *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy:  Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:  
Guy:  Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door:  Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy:  Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady:  *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me:  Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop:  I can make that happen.
Guy:  Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop:  And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train:  *applauds*
"There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them."
-J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (via kushandwizdom)
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog."
-Mark Twain (via kushandwizdom)

watchthe-waves:

If you touch my butt while we kiss then you win at life